It occurred to me today that there's no female counterpart equal to Hugh Heffner.
WHY THE HELL NOT?!?!?
Hell! I'll take that job! Just send me the paper clipping that says:
WANTED:
Full Time
Woman needed to run Male pornographic magazine. Responsibilities include picking Man of the Month, Sleeping with Candidates, Living in a Mansion with hot men, and wearing silk PJs.
I mean, it's pretty nice to have job security so great that even when you're old and wrinkly you're still guaranteed to get some whenever you want it.
I can't be the first woman to realize this. Why isn't there already someone in this position? What's better than legally being a ho beyond reproach? That's basically what Hugh is - a Professional Pimp - except he only sells photos of his girls, not sexual favors from them - although honestly, we all know what happens between men and that magazine.
2 comments:
I agree why should men have all the fun? Women are trying to be equal these days. I think there should be a woman Hugh Hefner, that would be awesome and I would be up for that position. Life at your fingertips. Your right but then again are men porno mags really profitable? Now thats a question...
Helen Girly Brown comes close. Didn't she start Cosmo and was the one who pushed for the nude centerfold of Burt Reynolds? I don't think she ever got as rich or as decadent as Hugh. Maybe there is a female counterpart and she just doesn't feel the need to brag?
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